(players crash into each other) Thanks for that lesson on gravity.

(players crash into each other) Ouch! They gotta watch where they're goin' out there!.

(player strikes out) You can't win 'em all.

(player gets second strike) He/she's really struggling out there.

(when a strike happens) He/She was in there like swimwear.

(when a homerun happens) Aloha means goodbye, baby.

(describing Sunny Day) What she means is she's never gonna stop yapping.

That's why Halloween is such a popular holiday!

(when a player makes it home) Sweet as candy i tell ya! I like candy, everybody likes candy.(when a player gets out) He/She was robbed!.(when a homerun happens) I don't know what kind of pitch that was, but it tasted just like chicken!.(describing Maria during pitch) All I can say is if Maria's team color is pink, batters beware.(describing Dmitri during pitch) If Dmitri's arm lasts long enough, we might be able to see an amazing right hook, or maybe even a superfying slo-mo.(describing Achmed) Achmed is one of the best hitters on the team!.(describing Pablo) Even though the Secret Weapon doesn't speak any English, we all know he's a rad dude!.Sunny Day may be saying 'Hi ho', but The Gooch just says YO!

The Gooch does not under any circumstances say 'Hi ho'. This is how many times the team lost because a pitcher sucked! (2003 changes it to '.because a pitcher was lousy.')

(player hits a home run) Goodbye, baseball!.

(when the computer player's turn to bat ends) Alright, it's our turn now!.

It's time to get down with your favorite baseball players!.

I think we're all ready to play some baseball!.

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